Thursday, May 22, 2014

May 22, 2014

(This year's obligatory IPL post will be in the form of bilious haikus)

Kingfisher ad sucks
Celebs demeaning themselves
Yodelling eunuchs

Ex-celebs pimping
Wares in their commentary
Danny please shut up

None cares what you think
Oh random Twitter posters

Flag-waving faux fans
Long-dead purists spin in graves
Monkeys jump at fruits

Zoomi zoomi ka
Je se va ke po shi kumm
musho va
re va [*]

[*] Dead horses scream "Stop!"
Stuff that nightmares are made of
Incubus R  Us