I caught two squirrels having their moment of sinful pleasure on my window sill today. Squirrels being the skittish creatures that they are, they decided to break their coupling and bolted their separate ways rather than try to continue and brazen it out.
Well, can't say it's really my fault. If they didn't want to be disturbed, they shouldn't have chosen my window sill. Moreover, it's not like I was actively searching for squirrel porn or something.