Now I know why Intel is struggling

From their ad in today's Hindu:

[Intel Core 2 Duo Processor] automates routine tasks like billing. And lets you keep track of which clients have paid.

Either Intel have added accounting capabilities to their chips, or they are counting on the cluelessness of their customers and are deliberately misleading them into thinking that their chips have capabilities not present in their competitors' products. Either way, they don't come out smelling of roses.