Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes

Shocking and disturbing.

No, I don't use these words to describe the use of so much gore and violence in the movie. It's shocking and disturbing that I spent Rs 150 and wasted a perfectly fine evening -- I took off early from work, for God's sake -- on this piece of sh*t of a movie.

I don't care how faithful the prodigy director has been to Wes Craven's classic, and even bettered Craven's effort, if some horror movie buffs in IMDB.com are to be believed, or how original and uncliched his rendition is. All I know is that I spent the last half an hour so laughing my ass off at the way the story unfolded, and wondering whether it would sink any lower, and laughing even more as it did.