The Premier League has kicked off

... and the matches are in full swing. If somebody had told me yesterday that I would be home, but instead of watching the action, the TV would be off, I'd be listening to One and Don't Cry and Estranged, and wishing that I were stone drunk, I'd have told them they were full of sh*t.

'Cause I see the storm getting closer
And the waves they get so high
Seems everything we've ever known's here
Why must it drift away and die