Tuesday, August 15, 2006

How NOT to install OpenSUSE 10.1 in 20 Steps

  1. Download only CD #1 of the five-CD set, hoping you can wing it.

  2. Boot from CD.

  3. When it's partitioning time, delete the existing Kubuntu swap partition, thinking that you can fool Kubuntu into using the new swap partition that is going to be created for Suse.

  4. Realise the folly of Step #1 when the installer demands to have access to CDs #2 and #3.

  5. Abort installation of software and keep fingers crossed as the system reboots.

  6. Pleasant surprise as system somehow manages to boot, albeit into a minimal FVVM desktop.

  7. Install Conexant driver (this is becoming a real breeze, nowadays).

  8. Realise that the minimal installation doesn't contain any web browser.

  9. Pat yourself on the back as you use wget to download index.html from www.getfirefox.com and determine the Firefox Linux download URL by parsing this file.

  10. Download and install Firefox.

  11. Use Firefox and Google to find out how to add online installation sources for Suse 10.1.

  12. Fire up YAST and try to repeatedly add these URLs, but fail each time, with either the 'Adding Catalog' dialog box hanging, or nothing happening on clicking 'Finish'.

  13. See if you can at least go back to Kubuntu, after tweaking it's /etc/fstab to use Suse's swap partition: nope; see Step #3.

  14. Go back to Suse 10.1 and download the mini ISO.

  15. Find that cdrecord (downloaded separately) complains that it cannot find /dev/pg*.

  16. Boot from both Kubuntu and Knoppix Live CDs and realize that thinking that you can get K3B from a Live CD to burn CDs is, well, dumb.

  17. Reinstall Kubuntu in a new partition.

  18. Burn the mini ISO from the new Kubuntu install.

  19. Boot from mini ISO and realise that it expects a freaking network connection before showing me a root prompt, dashing all my hopes of installing the Conexant driver and then proceeding with the Internet install.

  20. Make the new Kubuntu install my new home and proceed to spend the whole day customising it and installing all my favourite software. Sigh.