Ouch, that must've hurt

Richard Williams on the English World Cup team:

• ... the most overrated and under-performing team at this World Cup


• On Thursday, the midfield resembled a man who has been asked to write a novel in a foreign language, using only a quarter of the letters of the alphabet.


• Apparently the latest tests identify (Frank Lampard) as the fittest member of the squad, which merely suggests that the medics are testing the wrong things.