Bwaahaahaa

The Polish Ambassador to India, Dr Krzysztof Majka, has written a strongly worded protest to The Deccan Chronicle for publishing a piece called "Poland next in line for US invasion", not realising that this article is actually a satire piece. Excerpts from his letter:

The observations made in it are totally unfounded ... The new phase of Poland-US relations started ever since Poland became independent from the clutches of so-called socialism in 1989 and remains unchanged. There has been no deviation or rift from the original standing. We enjoy smooth and uncontroversial political as well as other ties with the United States. Therefore, we must consider this article to be a single-handed effort to mislead the public, and we will not bow to such provocative and malicious inventions of unscrupulous and irresponsible acts.

Quick, someone set His Excellency straight before he calls for a pre-emptive strike on New Delhi.