As promised, here is a list of some lousy sigs:

1. This is not a sig. It is a figment of your imagination.
2. This SIG pulled due to lack of funding. (This damn war is costing too much!)
3. Sig? what Sig?
4. why have a sig at all anyway? It's not required is it? oh damn! now I have one. nevermind.
5. My sig is blank, I typed this by hand.
6. This signature is largely concerned with Hobbits
7. If you recognize me at all, you probably recognize me by this sig.
8. No sig
9. This space intentionally left blank.
10. vi ~/.emacs
11..sigs are a waste of data...turn them off...