I have no factual basis for saying this, but something tells me that it will not be long before we see Chelsea's billionaire owner Roman Abramovich handcuffed and bundled into a waiting car. Whenever the camera focuses on him after Chelsea have scored a goal, he dutifully stands up (along with his glamorous wife) and feigns a joyful expression. It is so obvious that he is faking it. I bet he is thinking, Keep it cool, Roman, baby, no one will notice, you have left no tell-tale clues behind...