Two bright spots in an otherwise dull day (in fact, they had me rolling on the floor with laughter):

1. The Rude Pundit's post about Bill O'Reilly (warning: not for the faint-hearted; explicit content)
   
   
2. A contest advertised on the cover of a Harpic bottle called Pot Banaye Kismat Hot that depicts the prizes (car, refrigerator, washing machine) springing out of a toilet bowl (seriously, dudes, what were you thinking?)